January 2012
mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
“I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here...”
– Lemony Snicket
“The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are...”
– Lemony Snicket, The Bad Beginning
Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
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Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION ARMS WIDE OPEN
WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
