December 2010
When my Mom's on the phone and I hear her say my...
“Mom , why you talkin’ shit ??”
“A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose...”
– The Twits by Roald Dahl (via brianabrooke7)
When your parents leave you in the car while they...
and you’re jamming to your music like
Then people walk past and are like
and then you’re like
My 2011 Resolutions:
I’ll start to look on the brighter side of things.
I won’t take shit from anyone.
I won’t cry over another asshole.
I won’t hate myself because of my imperfections.
I’ll be more confident.
Bitches can GTFO.
I’ll surround myself with the ones who make me laugh.
I won’t slack off in school… maybe just a little.
I’ll appreciate my parents more.
I won’t get butt-hurt over...
“The desire to improve oneself. If that dies, one is a living corpse.”
– Uruha, the GazettE (via quote-book)
“There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.”
– Maya Angelou (via silverscents)
I wish I could be someone else, just to meet...
When you're in a rough mosh pit,
and some girl screams,
“CAN WE STOP PUSHING PLEASE”
and everyone’s like,
Celebrities are making a Tumblr?
Go back to Twitter bitches.
Watchlikespancakes:(via blanklove)
Best of " Invisible" Cat
I hate when you think of something funny in your...
wechangewewait-:
And you’re all laughing like:
And everyone around you is staring like:
“What are you laughing at?”
And you’re like:
all the fucking time.
wwiao:
Sitting with my friend and some ugly guy walks...
She says “yo that’s all you”..
I’m like “word, he’s mad sexy”
and she starts laughing and says “imma get his number for you”
and i’m like chilll bitch, sit down
then she goes to ugly dude and says ” yo my friend said she wants your number”
Then the boy looks at me smiling and im like
then she comes back to the seat laughing and im like
and she sitting there like ..